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Als je zei dat je mijn vrouw zou zijn zou ik het vloeken voorde rest van mijn leven opgeven If you said you would be my woman I would give up swearing for the rest of my life Dat zou prima zijn That would be great Dat moeten siliconen zijn That must be silicon Helaas! Sorry I’m not free Het is me prima bevallen I enjoyed myself Ik vind je lief/leuk I think you’re nice Ik voel dat wij kosmisch verbonden zijn I feel that we are cosmically connected In ieder stadje een ander schatje In every town another girl (treasure) Kijk naar haar zij-profiel! Kijken kijken niet kopen Looking, looking but not buying Lieverd,schatje,dotje terms of endearment, my love, treasure, darling Piek is zo glad. Hij weet alles van de openingszinnen Piek is so smooth.

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Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?

A side note to the creepy dudes, you know if you just want pictures of girl’s boobs you can turn off Google safe search and literally anything you type in will bring up boobs. Here are some steps to guide you through your sexting experience. Here’s an actual text a female friend of mine received from a guy WHO GOT HER NUMBER FROM FACEBOOK: There are obviously so many things wrong with this.

Now I know you’re excited and can’t wait to dive into your new world of textual exploration but slow down. The first mistake was hunting down a phone number on Facebook like Joey Greco from Cheaters but that’s a whole other set of issues.

) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you’re a real cracker!

Many times, love flourishes like spring and many other times, unfortunately it dies unsaid and unheard.

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